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Writer's pictureRalph Greco, Jr.

A Cautionary Tale From @sydneysomethin

Haven’t your crusty old uncles Chris and Ralph always told you to play safe? When whipping out the dildo, don’t we always caution, you can never have enough lube? Haven’t we said time and again, if you are going to get into some ass swatting, only ever aim for the fleshy ‘seat’ area of your intended, well below their tail bone and above their upper thighs? Don’t we strongly, STRONGLY caution so much against robe bondage that we both declare…DON’T USE ROPE IN BONDAGE PLAY! To play your kinky games safe enough to play them another day is always what we are after, what any sane kinkster would advise, and luckily, what Chris and I have witnessed in dungeons, play spaces, and bedrooms across this great land of ours. People are generally smart when it comes to their kinks.

And this is a good thing.

However, it seems that a sex worker who calls herself @sydneysomethin got herself in some unwanted trouble while attempting to post another of her instructional sex videos this week. Across a TikTok video that has now gone rabid (see here), the young woman can be seen being extricated from a metal chair she stuck herself into when attempting to explore the ‘stuck’ kink. Ann Arbor’s finest tried to get the lady free first with bolt cutters but had to resort to the ‘Jaws of Life finally.’

Thankfully Sydney was not injured. And she had this to say about the ordeal:

“It was embarrassing, but probably the best stuck video I’ve ever made.”

We can make light about this particular happenstance. The reality, though, when exploring non-vanilla sexual activities, alone or with a partner, can be slightly more serious.

Whether trying something first solo in the privacy of your home—getting a feel for how much you want to be swatted by spanking yourself with different sized wooden spoons or dressing-up to model some naughty outfit in the mirror—with a partner you have not yet played with or in space new to you, please be careful, communicate what you want (if this is not a solo endeavor) well beforehand, during and after and if you have even the smallest kernel of doubt…stop what you are doing.

We don’t always have good-natured firemen around to help.

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