Yes, it is part of her job to keep herself in tip-top shape. Yes, she is a dancer. Yes, she has the big bucks to be able to hire trainers, stylists, and chefs. But I still argue Jennifer Lopez looks ridiculously great posing naked for her new album cover, In The Morning.
The photo, which we might see the Internet ‘breaking’ over, is a head-to-toe shot of A-Rod’s lady standing to the side, her left leg bend in front of her right, one hand touching her mouth, the other draped down to her hand on her knee, angled and in such a way where we get to spy her rock-hard cut abs, a judicious amount of bare under-breast (really the very best part of the Thanksgiving turkey as far as I am concerned) lots of her magnificent legs and almost all of that famous derrière J.Lo is known for.
The People’s Icon of 2020/singer/actress/dancer/T.V. host has as killer a body we all always suspected, but now we know for sure.
Lopez ‘dropped’ her “In The Morning” video and the cover picture Thanksgiving Day. She also held a virtual dance party that night on Instagram, plastering the details across her Twitter feed, where she featured her children, Emme and Max and fiancé Alex Rodriguez, and his daughters Natasha and Ella. Fun for the whole family, it seems.
It’s one thing for young women to celebrate and even exploit their physical attributes, like Megan Thee Stallion and Card B have done recently with tremendous aplomb. No hetero man (indeed this hetero man) can ignore all that wonderful bouncing flesh and women celebrating body diversity as these modern rap divas do. But to see a lady of Jennifer Lopez’s maturity (she is 51) flaunting her attributes as well established as she is, not needing this kind of publicity to push a new album, is truly thrilling…and not just because I get to download the new album cover for my sad, dog-eared, spankbank. You can spank your bank over all the past episodes of Licking Non-Vanilla here, here, and here.
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