Don’t spank me too hard for this play on words (ok, go ahead, I’ll most likely enjoy it) but some folks seem to be coming out of the woodwork in the new H.B.O. documentary Tiger. It’s a fascinating read of a super sport’s star who arguably changed sports forever, and in the mix of learning about Tiger Woods’ personal and professional life, Rachel Uchitel, ex-mistress of Tiger (supposedly just one of a few) shares her side of her story. The Daily Mail also reports this week that Uchitel uses the website Seeking Arrangement for what she calls her ‘high class discretion.’ S.A. is what’s called a “sugar daddy” website, where women go to ‘arrange’ to have their lifestyles paid for by ‘daddies’ they hook-up with.
Uchitel is no spring chicken though. But I guess one can still look for a rich daddy at the age of 45.
Years ago, I interviewed one of Tiger Wood’s supposed mistresses in my SEX FILES column. She had put out a ‘fictionalized’ DVD (goes to show you how many years ago this was, companies were still producing porn DVDs in droves) that was supposedly ‘scripted’ as much from the lady’s recollections of her sexcapades with the golf star as her texts from him. This woman was sure interesting to speak to, that’s for sure. But what I found to be the most fascinating part of her tale, was how brazen Tiger Woods was in seducing and meeting-up with her. By this point in the culture Woods had probably the most recognizable face on the planet, and as a married man one would have thought he’d want to be discreet. But Tiger was visiting the strip club this lady worked at, in full view of other customers and sending her filthy texts on a regular basis…not to mention seeing the lady all days and hours.
It never ceases to amaze me how well-known men and women do the wacky do do that they do and think they can skirt by public notice. Or are they looking to get caught? I’ll never know. But with the new Tiger Woods documentary playing currently and being reminded of Tiger’s mistresses from what I just read of Uchitel, I must warn us all…big brother is watching man.
Mind your p’s and q’s you horny little monkeys!
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