As a dyed-in-the-wool, born, bred, and will-always-live-here New Jersian, I have taken plenty of knocks about my great state being nothing much more than a 2-hour freeway drive through factories as well as the birthplace for “The Jersey Shore, “T.V. show. Ok, I’ll take those hits. But we have produced Sinatra and Springsteen, have amazing vast spaces of rolling farmland (really, I can take you to a bunch of gorgeous spots you’d be gobsmacked to learn are part of the Garden Stare) and an infinite amount of fantastic diners. We also now have Angela “Angie” Anderson. Losing her job during the pandemic, the 55-year-old N.J. lady let her entrepreneurial spin to its fullest and came up with the perfect item so needed for this time. Angie’s company Coronapussy produces face masks that carry the scent of…well, I’ll let you figure it out by the name of her company. Less anyone thinks her masks, selling just under 5.00 dollars, are lewd or even kind, well, odorous, Angie’s first run of 500 sold out in 24 hours. Beyond the actual creation of each mask, Angie makes sure that every one enjoys a rigorous two-hour application to the lady’s part whose scent it will carry. Any less time, Angie warns the mask’s particular uniqueness would dissipate all too quickly. Now here’s a lady who believes in quality control. Angie is presently producing another run of masks, and she claims that a penis-scented mask is in the works. It’s nice to see she has such a discerning clientele.
Battling the dreaded pandemic in such an interesting way, one could say Angie is as much putting her money (time and invention) where her mouth is as allowing lots of her customers to put their mouth (and nose) to where they most want to stick it. Thank God for people like my fellow New Jersian, battling COVID-19, the best way she sees how.
Find Angie and Coronapussy on Instagram@angie.coronapussy.
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