Ralph’s New Book

Ok, time to brag.

Why not start off the New Year with something personal to yawp about, right?

First of all, let me say for all of the Licking non-Vanilla crew, we wish you the very best 2023 (and beyond): good health, productivity and happiness for you and your families. All self-promotion aside, if we all get to enjoy life a little bit better than the year previous, what could be better, right?

So, our very best to you (plus our very naughtiest).

Ok, so on to the meat-and-taters.

Along with our new #43, our Exxxotica NJ 2022 round-up, first-of-the-year episode up today, I am announcing the publication of my new themed short story collection NAUGHTY SHORTS: 34 Very Short Very Hot Stories, from my most favorite (and the very first) publisher to release a full book of fiction from me.

What I did with these little quick tales was set a restriction for myself (and we all know how much Chris and I like a little restriction) settling on a 1,000 max word count for each tale told. Tending to work in the short form, be it when writing music, one act plays or fiction, the last thing I ever want to do is bore a reader, listener, audience. To do so, is to me, a true real cardinal sin. I am happiest (and at my most successful) when making something make sense while I make it as brief as possible.

Collected in this book are thirty-four tales of an erotic stripe: some subtle; some skirting the bounds of fem dom (sue me, that happens to be a particular interest of mine when writing smut); some in the 3rd person, others first; some gay, lots hetero; some even of a futuristic/fantasy/ sci-fi type. But they are all under the one-thousand-words.

You can buy NAUGHTY SHORTS: 34 Very Short Very Hot Stories: here.

And again, Happy New Year from us all.