Really, you know how much they have gotten away from you…those naughty pink parts. How many times have you gotten in trouble where you...

You might be getting sick of hearing Chris, and I say this, but we really do happen to interview some of the sexiest, smartest, and...

In a couple of weeks, I’m going to be interviewed on Lily Craven’s “Phone Sex with Lily” show, and very soon, we will return the favor...

Even if you’ve never watched one, you are probably aware of what an MMA match entails. The kicking, boxing, clutching sport is...

This is the kind of story Chris, and I just love! I’d dare say any listener to Licking Non-Vanilla (which you listen to here , here , or...

So, they are at it again. Keeping us forever safe from the crack, the hole, the staff, any secretion or even an errant wisp of hair, the...

In a clear case of you certainly can judge a book by its cover (or in this case the author’s name) Chris and I delve deep into the...

Falling well into the ‘maybe we have other more important shit to deal with these days’ category, have you seen all the hoopla made over...

Where does one begin describing, praising, and yes, even  panting  over the wonderful CORALYN JEWEL? The beguiling ex-professional figure...

Have you ever considered clothespins? No, not in the sense of how to use them to hold your laundry on a line, but the way my co-host at...

As we are all so busy with our everyday bullshit, you might have missed the fact that Dave Lampert died. Who is Dave Lampert, you ask?...

Episode #27, Chris and I have a good old chinwag with Christian (yes, it was a little hard keeping the ‘Chris’s’ straight, at first, for...

Not that Sir Ringo Starr is not famous enough (and if you don’t know Ringo was the drummer for the Beatles as well as he is a solo hit...

Well, I can proudly declare that my appearance on Coralyn Jewel’s Hankie Pankie Podcast is now ‘up.’ You can access it by going here ....

Did you know that as of yesterday, massive upscale garage sale site eBay removed their “Adult Only” category? Under new policy, sellers...

Haven’t your crusty old uncles Chris and Ralph always told you to play safe? When whipping out the dildo, don’t we always caution, you...

In this blog , a few weeks back, I mentioned illustrator Jay E. Moyes and how Christian and I had had a grand old time speaking with him...

Despite the yawping I do for this blog or how Chris and I can talk a blue streak on the podcast, I’m not very good at promoting myself....

I’m overloaded, dejected and frankly, exhausted with all that Hollywood and that the music community inflicts upon us in their yearly...

The old ‘wardrobe malfunction’ has plagued so many celebrities. Whether it’s a quick vagina slip or yet another Britney Spears’ Vegas...