I used to know this girl who had a fetish for Darth Vader. Actually, over the years, I have known lots of girls with fetishes; Chris...

Yes, it is part of her job to keep herself in tip-top shape. Yes, she is a dancer. Yes, she has the big bucks to be able to hire...

Being in the music business as long as almost all of the team of Licking Non-Vanilla has, we’ve seen a wide variety of stuff come and go....

From time to time, I like to show-off what Chris and I are currently into. Sure, I could easily admit that these kinds of blogs are a...

Even with what just passed (or is still happening?) I don’t get all that jazzed that much over politics. As has been true for most of my...

Sorry, but I can’t seem to get enough of this fucking crazy Keith Raniere guy, his NXIVM cult, and the question of why anybody would...

Even the quickest cursor exploration will reveal that there are lots of people ‘out there,’ producing lots of exciting work. In the world...

Renewed for a second season on HBO, the sex cult documentary series,  The Vow , exposes some weighty do do that wackadoodle,...

For people not in the community of sissies, panty boi’s crossdressers, etc. the terms people use to describe themselves or how they come...

Unquestionably, you have come to adore Chris and me through Licking Non-Vanilla. How could you not? The dulcet sounds of our warble, our...

Occasionally our producer will email or call Chris and me, with updates of where our naughty podcast is being downloaded. Or he checks in...

I gave you a head’s-up in one of my most recent blogs that Chris and I would be exploring the recent Bella Thorne controversy with the...

A couple of years ago, Chris and I were in Las Vegas attending the Sin In The City kink convention, as we had a few years in a row by...

For those of you not in the know, OnlyFans is a portal for salacious content creators to sell stuff. People sell other stuff there too,...

Aren’t your uncles Chris and Ralph always telling you to be careful when/where and how you kink? Time and again, you’ll hear us lecture...

Sarah Sloane is undoubtedly somebody who gives good convo. As Chris and I found out and have now downloaded for you in Licking...

From time to time, I report on the other stuff that Chris and I get up to, writing, classes, and such that are not precisely related to...

Sometimes on one of our Licking Non-Vanilla podcasts, it’s just Chris and I gabbing. This is what you get in our “Keys To The Kinkdom”...

Far be it for Chris and me to ever really get political or into anything to do with the law. We rather keep things fun, kinky, and always...

Here , here and here (to name just a few platforms where you can find the Licking Non-Vanilla podcast), you can catch our most recent...